Girfy

Another word for girthy. Short, fat and wide. A beautiful cock.

Damn, trust me girl, you want to experience a girfy man.

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No More

Really? Are you sure. What people should say to their paramour when the relationship is unhealthy. You know the kind. When you can't stop breaking up. John Legend's "Ordinary People" song before he wrote the song that just might save a life. "All of Me" is not "no more." But, sometimes when it feels like the movies or "too good to be true" people say "no more." Like Ahhhhhh. Please don't say it if it feels like the movies. Ask me or Katy Perry. Feeling like a fairytale or movie is a very good thing.

No more. Oh no, did I just say that? I didn't mean to; really. I take it back. You are amazing. You can have ALL OF ME instead.

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toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

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just bounce

Like get the FUCK away from me. I thought, no, I knew I wanted you at one point, but now I have completely changed my mind. Get away and never come back. GO and GO NOW! I don't want to feel like this anymore. Like I feel like I'm going half or completely crazy.

Ugh. Girl, tell him to "just bounce."

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regular

Is this a good word? I'm thinking it might be in regards to sex and our so called "needs." Want or need. Both. Any thoughts? Are you smiling yet? Regular sex makes people happy. Right? I'm not saying being a regular person in general terms is good. Anomalous is way better. If your are an anomaly, chances are you are also a regular person too.

She or he is regular in the bedroom department. I'm jealous.

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i was gonna

Like, I almost stayed with you forever. Then, you fucked it all up.

D O N E.

Honey, he is a "i was gonna." Say goodbye like yesterday.

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back to back

Hmmm. It is a single girl term....that I recently just learned. You may want to learn it too. Maybe a word that is popular on Tinder or Grinder. Meaning sex or whatever term you both decide, two days in a row. More than a one night stand. It must be that good or better. It must be great. Or more.

Will you and me, "back to back," just maybe? Please.

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