Dimboola

A great place to live if you want to isolate yourself from civilized society. with a population well under a population above theirs Dimboola accommodates for all of those who frequently come in and out of phych wards.

Dimboola is famous for it's train 'play ground' where often 'train' noises are heard from its engine room. Although sometimes those who were making the train noises don't clean up after themselves so a notice was put up asking all of those 'honking' the train horn to clean up after themselves.

Dimboola has a pool but no one uses it for swimming since one of it's locals decided urinating in it would be of much more beneficence.

Dimboola:

Person one "Someone using the train?"

Person two "Yeah, can't you hear them honking?"

Person one "Of course, hopefully they don't decide to go to the pool to clean off as I saw some old guy urinating in it earlier today"

Person two "Yeah that was me"

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Horsham

Horsham unfortunately is a very much unheard of town in australia in western victoria. It contains many diverse people... Most of which can't tell you there original gender. Horsham itself consists of almost 20,000 people and has it's own myspace page claiming horsham is only 99 years of age. People here generally make themselves easy to date and won't stick with a girlfriend/boyfriend for more than a week. It has a few schools of which contain equal masses of bogans. and only 10% of it's population ever completed their final year of school.

It's a known fact in horsham that you only have to stand under a street lamp and within 5 minutes you will be asked "How much will it cost?" Also If you can walk through May park at 2am wearing a pink shirt and not be malled to death by Emos you know today will be a good day.

Been to horsham lately?

Yeah walked through the park at 2am wearing a pink T-shirt

Really?

Yeah, an emo came over and made out with me,'cept I cut my lip on her percing.

That is bad, maybe if you went all the way through high school and didn't constantly change gender this wouldn't have happened

Like you can talk, you work under a street lamp.

Well it works in a town with a name like horsham.

Yeah, fair enough.

So how's your girlfriend?

Dumped her yesterday, we'd been going out for way to long..

How long?

3 hours.

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