twerk it

Turnup time; Twerk Team twerking; Grab the stripper pole

Twerk Chick #1: I have a stripper pole!
Twerk Chick #2: You know what that means!
Twerk Chick #3: Let's get ready to...
All 3 Twerk Chicks: Twerk It!!!

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y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help

Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!

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ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around.

A line from a ghetto rap song; I ain't messing around, bitch

Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*

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swallow bitch

Drink up; Don't choke, swallow

Shithead #1: My nigguh, I'm choking!
Shithead #2: Swallow bitch!!!