Toilet

A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.

I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.

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Internet Explorer

The browser to use if you want a computer full of evil spyware.

I just love a slow browser. That's why I use Internet Explorer.

152👍 60👎

AOL

The crappiest ISP in the universe. Mostly used by old folks, retarded kids, and others who are just too stupid to get a real ISP.

You use AOL? BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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RIAA

A branch of the Nazi Party.

Better not download that song. The RIAA Nazis will get you!

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Netcop

A person who tries to enforce the rules of the Internet, often used by people who are on the losing end of a flame war in an insane attempt to get rid of their opponent and allow them to claim victory. Vary rarely works and always makes the netcop look stupid. Common on usenet. Also spelled netkkkop.

ExtremeOne is such an ignorant netcop.

24👍 9👎

Taco Bell

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.

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Plop

Poop, crap, take a dump, ect.

I'm going to go take a good long plop.

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