voluptuous

What mothers would say if they were asked how their fat, ugly daughter looked like

It's meant to mean that someone's curvy, but nowadays, it's used a lot of the time in the context of being overweight

Daughter: mom, I'm trying to go on a diet. none of the boys like me, because I'm fat.

Mother: oh sweetie, you're not fat. you're just voluptuous.

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Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

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fuckfuckfuckfuck

A way to express extreme frusturation (usually in exclamation)

The repetition of fuck is supposed to give it a quadruple dose of the impact on the word

Unlucky man: aww fuck i stepped in gum

fuck these are new shoes too

i spent my whole paycheck on these things

fuckfuckfuckfuck!

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pop the j

To take a jump shot in basketball

It can be called out by the person who has possession of the ball, or in a lot of cases, it'll be yelled out by one of his/her teammates

It's synonymous with shoot the j and shoot the jay

Kobe, you're wide open, POP THE J!

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Risexual

A bisexual robot

Robot son: Mommy, is it okay to like both robots that are male and those that are female? I mean, is it okay to be risexual?

Robot mother: DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR.

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XD

A common smiley face that is used for laughter

It is a common red flag to show that the person you are talking to over the internet is a total loser.

I know this, because I remember everyone on Gaia Online would use it

NOTE: it can be used with either an upper-case or lower-case x

Nerd: that's so funny im rotflmfao

ROFLCOPTER!

lol xD

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headfuck

v: When one sticks their head inside a woman's vagina (similar to fistfuck, only with one's head)

"That Liza has such a huge pussy that I could probably headfuck that bitch."

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