When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer
Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night
Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer
When you clap your asscheeks while you shit
Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids
1π 2π
Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin
Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket
Bro2:WTF