gay-ity

adj.

1. State, quality, condition or degree of being gay.

2. gayness

(Not to be confused with "gaiety", a state of joyful exhuberance.)

That's so goddamn gay, its gay-ity is off the charts.

"He took me to his gay animal sanctuary, where he showed me all about the wonders of gay-ity."--South Park

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Mickey D's

n.

A collectve term for:

1. The food sold at a McDonalds restaurant.

2. An order purchased therin.

I'ma get me some Micky D's.

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fucker

n.

1. A disagreable person; one who is lacking in intelligence, morals, hygeine or any other redeemable qualities.

2. (literal) One who sexually penetrates another's orifice, esp. vagina or anus.

1. My God, I hate that fucker.

2. Oh, that feels so good. You're such a good fucker.

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Woke

adj.

The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)

A woke college professor wrote an academic paper stating that seasonal festive “pumpkin” products (i.e. pumpkin spice lattes) are emblematic of white supremacy. (Yes, really. Look it up.)

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Liberace gay

adj.

1. Suggesting a great degree of lameness or wussy-ness.

2. Someone or something with flamboyant homosexual tendencies; recalls uber-gay piano player, Liberace.

Bill: Dude, that is so gay.

Jeff: Totally gay.

Bob: Liberace gay.

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the bomb

n.

A particular explosive devise.

Hurry up, difuse the bomb before this whole place explodes!

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