moo cow

A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.

Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.

Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.

Bob: What's the difference?

Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.

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Choking the Chicken

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.

"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

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monkey butt

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.

Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!

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