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Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.
"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.
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Based on the term "redneck", "deadneck" refers to a stupid, non-thinking person, as in "dead from the neck up".
"You mean you've never voted in any election, deadneck?"
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Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
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Any Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
Harley cheeseburners, made of tin - ride 'em out and push 'em in.
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A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.
"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."
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"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.
If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."
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A woman, usually unaccompanied, who adopts a frowning, angry or worried facial expression in an effort to discourage others nearby from approaching and/or commencing any verbal or visual contact with her. Most often seen in public areas.
"That woman has been a frowner for so long that she's developed permanent anger wrinkles."
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