When you attempt to masterbait with a vacum cleaner, but it somehow turns on amputating your dick.
911 whatâs youre emergency?
Uh hi miss...
So today I was playing with my vacuum cleaner, right?
And uh...
I managed to amputate my penis.
What is your adress we will send a ambulance over there immidetly. Vacupations are no joke out here in Texas.
A hardcore sex position in which you thrust 600 volts in someones asshole.
"Yo babe you want fuck?"
"Nah lemme hit you with The Zap"
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If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.
General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
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A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.
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A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.
Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
When a sneeze gives you a boner
I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection