People

The things I hate the most

Girlfriend: I hate people so much

Me: even me 🥺
Girlfriend: your not a human

igbarvonthulu

A Mithical character from a YouTube series called samgladiator Tokyo ghoul that has been fused with a squid person that knows all and can travel through multiple universes and wants to end the world

Igbarvonthulu: you end the world yet sam?
Samgladiator: not yet but I’m working on it
Grian: you can’t end the world Sam

Taurtis: yeah Sam

Samgladiator: I’ll do it sooner just in spite of you two

Mm

A word that can mean many things
1. I’m listening but don’t want to interrupt

2. ok.... (usually uncomfortable or has a high pitch at the end meaning confusion)
3.cute,fine,gorgeous,and or sexy
4.(making the noise when your jealous) and looks off to the right.
5.when someone is talking to you or telling you a story that you don’t want to hear.

1.
guy: so this girl invited me over

Guy2: mm
Guy: and we totally banged

2.
Cousin that’s on probation: dude I robbed this bank last week I had a p90 on me

Me: a p90 that’s stupid

Cousin: not when they all died

Me: mM

3.
Bestfriend: I had a blind date

Me: oh really?
Bestfriend: when I saw her she was mm like mm mm you feel??

Me: uhh yeah

4

Girlfriend: why are they still contacting me I don’t like them (saying it rather loudly so you can hear)

Me: (stares at my tv intensely acting as if I didn’t hear her)

Girlfriend: seriously get off my snap

Me: (trying really hard not to say anything)

Girlfriend: you want me oh no...

Me: (ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE OF JEALOUSY) mm

5.

Country friend: dude last year I went to the ranch it was so cool because I haven’t seen my horses in years

Me: Mm

Dasori

Deidara x Sasori the cutest ship from naruto

Girl 1: what’s your favorite naruto ship
Girl 2: it’s shikatema
Girl: mine is dasori
Girl 2: OMG THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Imadagine

Imadagine means imagine but in a like stupider way this was made by me and or on PlayStation (AReaperOfProdigy)

Me playing fortnite: imadagine I headshot him for 98 (headshots him for 98)

My friend: imagine playing fortnite couldn’t be me

Me: yeah imadagine

Tree

A tree is tre’s e. E as in e-cigarette yes the guy that goes by tre in your class has

e-cigarettes

Kyoto: hey kida is trey a tree?
Kida: definitely dude he can hook you up

Chatting me up

flirting with me

Charlie: Jamie what happened with you and Jack??

Sam: you mean jack Kanoff? yeah girl spill

Jamie: well...he was chatting me up

Sam: no. Way.