alpina

Luxury, in-house-out-house to BMW. Similar to AMG (Mercedes-Benz), Lister (Various), Tickford (Aston Martin), TWR (Jaguar mainly).

Alpina M3 rocks.

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Tubcat

Like www.tubgirl.com, but with a cat and a guestbook.

If the tubcat guestbook goes back to June last year you may just see where i flooded it under the name KUngFUjeSUs

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drilling for oil

A rhetoric phrase used to mock women in absurdly high heels.

Are you drilling for oil?

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non-lethal weapon

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.

Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

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kleenex

A popular brand of tissue. Favoured by those going to a snot party

I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!

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woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

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bates motel

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

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