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Crying over spilled milk

When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.

He: I'm already out
Her: It's no use crying over spilled milk

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

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An Arm and a Leg

When one of your limbs is ripped painfully from your body and a group of 12 men, one by one, stick their dicks into the bleeding muscles of your torn off limb and fill it with cum. Eventually the limb will lose blood and discolour but will still be rock solid from the dried cum.

Damn I would've given an arm and a leg for that!

by Have a dick September 1, 2021


Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

by Have a dick September 1, 2021