Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.

In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.

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MS-13

MS-13 is a demon gang! It is so violent that it appears to come straight from Satan himself. So violent is this gang that the MS part may as well stand for "Murderous Satans."

MS-13 violently and ruthlessly murders people and cuts them to shreds or blasts them to a pulp. It deceives people, especially young children, into a life of demonic crime and on to a road with only 2 endings; death and prison.

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Karl Marx

Satan in the flesh!!!

On February 21st, 1848, Satan (in the deceitful disguise of Karl Marx) presented the dreaded Communist Manifesto, which took the entire New World Order down the path straight to the dark side.

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January

The worst month of the year. The month in which all the fun, joy, and happiness of the holidays comes crashing to a dead halt. The month when everything the happy holidays brought takes a steep nosedive and crashes straight into the rocks. Other definitions for January also include the following;

January - Time of Sorrows, Limbo season, Out of the light and into the gloom, Month of the Eskimo, Month of Despair, Time of total submission.

January begins the Season of Limbo, during which we let in sorrows and we banish joy. A season of fasting, repentence, nonstop punishment, gloom and doom, and absolutely nothing happy at all. And the Limbo season lasts for the rest of the whole winter season.

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perfect stranger

A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.

The person I met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.

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once in a lifetime

An experience so rare that it often happens only once in a person's entire lifetime. Basically, it can be seen as something that might happen only once in roughly 60 years or longer.

For some, a trip to Disney World is a once in a lifetime experience.

When a friend moves long distance, getting together with that friend for a dinner and a movie is very commonly a once in a lifetime experience.

Getting married is a once in a lifetime experience.

Single shaming

Spreading destructive gossip and slander about people, especially guys, that are single. Alienating and isolating guys that are single that either have chosen to remain single or simply can't get any dates due to a toxic social atmosphere and/or lack of quality women. Getting single guys in trouble for mingling.

The single guy was excluded from the group because he was single. He was a victim of single shaming. The single man's ban from the club was a form of single shaming.