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Louis Jenkins

someone who never takes off his mask. big dong 2 inches long

Person 1 - "I bet he has a big cock"
Person 2 - "Deffo a Louis Jenkins"

by Hedd Wyn December 3, 2021


Morgan Dennes

Speccy, small, twat. Loves to flirt with any living being, and constantly asks for them to fulfil his life long dream of sexual attention. Usually quite short but a good laugh.

Person 1 - "Whos's that flirt over there?"
Person 2 - "Deffo a Morgan Dennes"

by Hedd Wyn December 3, 2021


Header

When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her

Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

3👍 2👎


Ifan and Morus

STAR WARS : ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate
Several hundred solar systems under
the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
Dooku, have decalred their intentions to
secede from the Republic.

This separatist movement has made it
difficult for the limited number of
Jedi Kights to maintain peace and
order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of
Naboo, is returning to Coruscant
to vote on the critical issue
of creating an army to assist the
overwhelmed Jedi.

Ifan and Morus lol

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021


Lona and Seren

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

Morgan likes lots of women cause he is a whore including - Lona and Seren- and maisie and elen and ella and maisie

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021


Katie Bullock

AKA Katie Bollocks. Amen my son.

Person 1 - "Is that Katie Bullock?"
Person 2 - "Don't you mean BOLLOCKS HAHJAHJAHAHAHHAHAAHAJJHBAHHJBAJHAHJAHJAHAHAHAHABHGABHA"

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021


Dino the boy

Women he wants : Lona, Seren, Katie Bollocks, Emily J, Lily Howell, Owen Hughes, Huw Ashman, Harris Missen, Wiliam the short bitch, Wil's mrs, Katie Ablett, EMILY JONES, EMILY JONES, KATIE BOLLOCKS, KATIE BULLOCK,KATIE BULLOCK, KATIE BULLOCK, KATIE BULLOCK, KATIE BULLOCK, KATIE BULLOCK, KATIE BULLOCK, KATIE BULLOCK, KATIE BULLOCK,

Dino the boy

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021