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My wonderful, loving husband who I have waited on all my life. He is my world!
Holly's wonderful husband who she loves with all of her heart! That is Russell Pridgen
65π 30π
Something a gay guy sleeps in.
When Scott (who is 38 and drives a barnasor) has to call his mom to know if she has hemmed his jammy bottoms. He must be gay.
78π 14π
What a dog is called when it is about to get a bath.
When Attie is getting ready for her bath and I put her over the sink, she paddles like a duck.
103π 106π
When someone eats Red Lobster and burps 5 hours later.
Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.
78π 6π
What a milk chocolate nigger looks like.
Look at that nigger, he has dark and light spots that look like a chocolate dip cone.
69π 26π
Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.
When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.
77π 7π
What is in chinese food.
When my son Skippy burped up something that smelled like ass. NASTY ASS.. I asked him what crawled in his mouth and died? He replied 'I had chinese today'. I replied you had pug today.
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