Rena Lanford

Main female character of the godlike rpg Star Ocean: The Second Story.

The main healer in the game, and the second person in the entire game who can cast restorative magic.

Rena Lanford is the goddess I worship.

Rena cast "Fairy Heal", restoring 2000+ HP to the party.

Rena is FAR more useful than that pussy Noel. And she has one of the best VAs in the whole game.

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chocobo

Giant ostrich-like bird from the Final Fantasy game series. First appeared in FF II, and may appear in various colors, each color possessing a special power. Tastes great fried, and really good gravy can be made from it. Feeds a family of 12.

"I just got some KFC-- Kentucky Fried Chocobo!"

Cloud made naughty, naughty love to the cute little chocobo.

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anathema

Against popular thought-- sorta like what punk USED to be, before all these shat-out poppy bands performed a horrible injustice to the genre.

Dalton Trumbo's Johnny Got His Gun was anathema to how people tend to view the thoughts of WWI-- that they supported war. Trumbo, along with much of the US, was opposed to it.

Anathema to teen logic, Aquasol is opting to go to prom alone, not because it's "punk", not just because he's introverted, but because he just felt like it.

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Tidus

1.)Meg Ryan-lookalike main character of FF X, who, despite being flat-chested, is one hot chick. Wha? You mean THAT is a guy?

2.)"Sun" in Japanese(Okinawan dialect?).

That Tidus is one hot girl.
...Dude, Tidus is a guy...

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brown acid

1.)The acid you really shouldn't drop.

2.)Umm...an acid...that happens to be brown.

Last time you dropped the brown acid, you stood on the roof thinking you were Jesus for three weeks!

Y'know...I could've sworn that Hydrochloric acid isn't naturally brown...

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When the shit hits the fan

1.)When all hell breaks loose, Pandora's Box is opened, when you're screwed big time, and/or when yer fucked over.

2.)The moment at which fecal matter hits the spinning blades of an electric fan.

3.)A really good Circle Jerks song featured on the cult classic film Repo Man.

We just get by however we can. We all gotta duck, when the shit hits the fan!

Goddamit boy, how many time have I told you to stop shitting in front of the fan?

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soundgasm

1.) When a music trank is so good, it gives the listener an empowered feeling.

2.) When hearing something gives the listener an orgasm.

Mitsuda's "Proto Merkabah" gives me a soundgasm. So does Emily Bindiger's voice.

Elly had a soundgasm every time she heard a cat meow.

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