yo-yo

When you're trying to hold back a monster sized shit and it keeps pushing its way out; followed by you pulling it back in.

Dude you have got to pull over! I've got a serious yo-yo going here.

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cooked

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

You're cooked, go home and go to bed.

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