Native rounder

American Spirits. Organic hard hitting darts for hipsters.

Fuck bro, I'm only 20. Could you buy me a pack of turquoise native rounders?

Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"