to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve
to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank
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Originating in Lattimore, NC a term used as a substitute for bullshit or bulljive. Started by two obese brothers from Earl.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Man, thats bullmess. What a kak.
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A damn corprate company that minipulates teenage kids into buying their crappy stuff and pop cds. The only good shows ever on mtv were beavis and butt-head, the tom green show, Jackass, and celebertie deathmatch.
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The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:
"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
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a feebal penis not up for the job at hand
go and show your mum your chinese tool
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What you feel like on a Friday night after you roll too many doobs.
"Whoa man, (puff,cough) im wasted dude!"
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