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boston celtics

Used to be the most kick-ass basketball team ever, but now they've slipped, what's up?

Pierce gets a ring, and I swear someone can kiss my ass.

Boston Celtics

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click here and win a million dollars

Boy, are you gullible.

"Click here and win a million dollars."

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San Diego Chargers

The worst NFL team ever.

Oh, the Browns play the San Diego Chargers next, so that's a win right there!

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rap is crap

Phrase created by stereotypical, nigga-hatin', punk-rock lovin, cracker-ass bitches who haven't heard true rap.

White guy: "Rap is crap."

Other guys: "You just say that because you haven't heard true rap." (puts in Mos Def)

White guy: "Ohh...Okay I change my mind."

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leonard washington

The badass dude on Chappelle's Show played by none other than...Dave Chappelle.

"My name is Leonard Washington. Where I'm from...there's a little town called none of ya god damn dusiness."

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kryptonite

Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

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