Homromcom

Abbreviation for homosexual romantic comedy

Yo dude, what's on TV tonight?
Nothin', just some fuckin' homromcoms.

The Bubble, Yossi and Jagger, It's in the Water

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Ethiopian Princess

Any individual who partakes in bodily gauging for the specific purpose of fitting more penises within an orifice.

"So I was at this gangbang last night, and there was this fucking ethiopian princess...shit man we fit fifteen cocks in her without even lubing up."

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yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.

Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.

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Enlightenment

The process of becoming unburdened, especially in reference to bodily waste; a euphemism for taking a shit.

"Johnny...you've been in the bathroom for a long time..."
"Fuck you mom, I'm becoming enlightened!"

Nirvana is the state of enlightenment reached after expelling all nuggets of waste from your body.

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Juzz

1) Facial hair that looks similar to pubic hair
2) Any remnants of semen with pubic hair stuck in it

You got a lil juzz on ya

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Vaginal Salivation

A clinical term for the moistening of the vagina due to it's intense hungering for the cock.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: What we have here is a clear cut example of intense vaginal salivation. The defendant in question soaked through three mattresses and a waterbed in her unholy quest for sexual fulfillment.

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