The denser of male âlower classâ beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated âheavy metalâ t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.
All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you âbrotherâ to throw you off track.
Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of âskanks.â They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.
My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.
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Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.
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Reiner is a uncommon name for a male.
It is the English version of the German name âRayner.â
Most Reiner's are proud individuals with an underlying shifty âfakeâ quality to their personalities that becomes apparent on a first meeting.
They are usually very insecure people at the base: untrustworthy, hypocritical, and self-centered with a heavy âControl Freakâ and âSneakyâ edge.
âReiner is one vile, sneaky sack of shit. He slept with my sister while trying to bed my wife and daughter at the same time.â
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A "Kick Boy" or "Kick Girl" is the company patsy who gets blamed for everything whether it is their fault or not.
This is a common reference for project managers who are responsible for a large staff.
Also known as the company "Toad" or "Patsy."
I just heard that Christine just got promoted to "Kick Boy."
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Before the Internet, there were the mythical Trolls of old who ate farmerâs goats.
After that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.
Trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as Beach Trolls, Hill Trolls, City Trolls, Suburban Trolls, Valley Trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.
All trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to hell, so that they are easily recognizable. But, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.
All trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you âbrotherâ or âladyâ to throw you off track.
All trolls are shit stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. They would be the first to try and get your âsignificant otherâ in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
Wow, Nicole just screwed me over. What an evil, old troll.
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A âMisery Chainâ describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.
"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.
"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one âmisery chainâ having all those âscrewed-upâ kids by a bunch of different âscrewed-upâ guys.
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Players can be male or female. They are usually slick, dress nicely and are very charming.
They prey on people socially usually looking for sex or money. They have a way of befriending people and making them feel important, before they use them to their own ends.
Players make horrible friends or âsignificant others,â because they will âJudas back stabâ and hurt you in any way possible if it is in their best interest.
They have no loyalty to anyone but themselves.
â Reiner is one heavy-duty player. Make sure he doesn't bed your wife or pet poodle.â
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