The Al Gore

Another term for a preoprism. "An erection that doesn't go away leaving you stiff and wooden all the time.

I had a dream about Pam Anderson last night and woke up with a huge AL GORE!

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Space Shuttle

Shoving a tic-tac into the males "pee-hole" to lauch into your lovers mouth upon climax.

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Joan Rivers

During Missionary style sex you grab the sides of your womans face and pull the skin towards the top of her head until her navel becomes her mouth.

I was into it, I gave her a "Joan Rivers." I mean...can we talk?

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The JFK

A blowjob from a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader SO GOOD, you head explodes leaving brain matter all over Dealey Plaza

my head went back...and to the left. Back...and to the left.

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Front Buns

For females, your privates in front.

She's got front buns!

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34 1/2

Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.

Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!

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