jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm

1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!

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a'ight

1)adv. an act of agreement; alright
2)adj. statement of one's status as being alright

1) "A'ight fool, I'll be there."
2) "Damn, I'm a'ight."

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rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

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ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

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cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

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Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

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hellacious

1) referring to an article of hell
3) possessing outrageous qualities

1) This demon wing is hellacious.
2) What a hellacious day!

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