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Mathsturdate

Mathsturdation is a mix of the words "Mathsturbate" and "Masturdate".
It is when you go to a Movie or fancy Restaurant to do you're Math Homework.

Joe: How do you do you're math homework?
Candice: by Mathsturdating.
Joe: good idea! i should start to Mathsturdate Too!

by Jaiden Animations August 14, 2022


Asexual Predator

Someone who, unlike a sexual predator, is asexual and kidnaps kids for non-sexual reasons, like making food.

I went to the free kandy van because i was horny and wanted to get fucked.
Unfortunatley, it wan Not a sexual predator in there, But an Asexual predator, and now i have to make Garlic Bread for Him.

by Jaiden Animations June 27, 2022

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Miraculous Ladybug

A show about french furries...

They live in paris andwhen they put on their fursuits nobody knows who they are, not even eachother. one of thel has a crush on the other one while in fursuit but the onther one has a crush on the first one without fursuit.
Somtimes an insect goes into some people and mutates them. the pair of french furries put on their fursuit (which gives them superpowers) and try to cure the victim. that is the plot of each episode.
There might be more about this show in the later season but back when i watched it there was only 1 seson on netflix and by the time they added more i lost interest.

Yuri: hey joe did you know there was a new season of Miraculous Ladybug on netflix.
Joe: would have been cool if they released it sooner as i lost interest now.
Candice: damn you guys watch a show about french furries?

by Jaiden Animations August 5, 2023


The Caramelldansen effect

The caramelldansen effect is when people think a song is japanese because it's in a foreign language and has anime girls.

Joe:dis you know caramelldansen is swedish?
Candice:no, i thought it was japanese because it was in a foreign language and had anime girls.
Joe:you fell victim to The Caramelldansen effect

by Jaiden Animations May 22, 2023


Jaystander

A Jaystander is sombody who stands in the middle of a road.
like a Jaywalker but with no intention of crossing the road.

A jaystander made me get to work late and caused a traffic jam behind me.

by Jaiden Animations August 31, 2022


Garlic-Breadaboo

An allosexual person who is obsessed with asexual culture (garlic bread, cake, dragons, etc.)

Person 1: Garlic bread is better than sex
Peron 2: are you asexual?
Person 1: no i'm just a Garlic-Breadaboo

by Jaiden Animations March 29, 2023


367

The smallest uninteresting number as it is the smallest number that is undefined on urban dictionary. but being the smallest number without a defenition here makes it interesting and so i make a defenition for it on urban dictionary and so now its no longer the smallest number without a defenition on urban dictionary, making it just as uninteresting as former smallest uninteresting numbers 296 and 348.

372 will be the smallest number without a defenition on urban dictionary once 367 gets defined.

by Jaiden Animations April 21, 2024