raven

A medium sized black bird resembling a crow. They can learn to talk, and their favorite word is "Nevermore".

"Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore'."
The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe

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December

The Most Expensive Month of the Year.

Face it. It's the truth, and you fucking know it.

After Black Friday, the most expensive DAY of the year, comes December, the most expensive MONTH of the year.

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fox

A small animal that says:
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
:P

Friend: What does the fox say?
Me: If you ask me that or sing it one more time, I will end your existence with a Falcon Punch. God!!

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