buttweasel

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends

"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"

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two acres

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

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antler job

Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.

Damn, baby, how about an antler job?

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beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.

1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.

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sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

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dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

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shish kebob

A collection of students of various ethnic backgrounds; not necessarily a pejorative expression.

All my friends are shish kebobs; they rule the math club.

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