Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

Rubik’s

Rubik’s - as in Rubik’s Cube, the plural being Rubik’s Cubes (rhyming slang) “pubes”

“Do you wax or shave your Rubik’s?”

(not recommended on first dates)