jid

A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch

" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"

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My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

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Skol

A cheap and nasty Lager of 3.2% abv.

LAD A: " want a can? "
LAD B: " go ed then, I need a hair of the dog "
LAD A: " get your mouth round this bad boy "
(produces a can of Skol)
LAD B: " you can go & get fucked, I thought you were a mate, thats us finished I'm off down the Gauntlet "

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Bang Out

A Phrase meaning to punch someone, to Bang Out.

" if you don't shut ye fuckin Grid in the next 2 seconds I'm gonna fuckin Bang you Out! "

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trebags

Training or running shoes, namely Reebok Classic

" have ye seen me new Trebags kid? there fuckin shit hot aren't they muck? "

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Stinker

An ugly female, usually fat with an Overbite. Undesirable to the male species.

" I fuckin hate Fat Stinkers but I fuckin seem to love em when I'm Bladdered. "

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Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

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