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The kind of person to murder you whole family and then for your birthday give you all there fingers and think its totally normal.
chelsea did the chelsea thing....
"oh my lord thats alot of fingers"
5π 8π
idk probably going to end up with a hot tradie and then end up getting pregnant at 17
i wanna be jessie
Lord farquaad: "i want dino nuggies"
33π 3π
When itΓ’ΒΒs just not hard enough to please your partner
Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night itΓ’ΒΒs gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.
It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze
i just had a smooze
3π 1π
a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"
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Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
"how do you spell because"
"ughhhhh, heather its not that hard"
5π 3π