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{GTA3}
Females of the loose and dirty variety.
Insult to a woman.
"These scuzzy bitches won't get off my dick."
"You scuzzy bitch."
7π 12π
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
86π 4π
^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
133π 56π
"One of the most hardest fucking sports."
A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.
"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."
28π 119π
masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
91π 19π
Someone who came to power because he's a Republican.
And heaven forbid that a Republican not vote for a Republican.
And also, without a shadow of a doubt, the stupidest President the USA has ever had. Backed up by the other 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Donald Rumsfeld.
All of whom, for the record, are almost as stupid as Dubyah himself.
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - What?!?!
147π 83π