cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

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Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

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Palos Verdes

1. A collective term for the four cities on the Palos Verdes Peninsula (Rolling Hills, Rolling Hills Estates, Palos Verdes, and Rancho Palos Verdes).

2. Literally means "green sticks" in Spanish.

3. Also known as "the hill."

"It's not the black Beverly Hills, it's the black Palos Verdes."

- Reservoir Dogs

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msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

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The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.

I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1

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thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff

yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...

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weez

A weird little (not literal) individual whos real name is louisa. she can be found hanging at the wall or winnign cookery competitions. other examples of nicknames are:
spuds sis
flush
flushing wiz
tic tac

a: where's weez?
b: at the wall
a: kewl, lets go.
b: sure

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