turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

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fish

London slang. someone that:
1) does somethin stupid
2) is just a bit strange

dude a) man just tripped over my creams!
dude b) what a fish!

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brunning

bunning + running = brunning, or, to brun. it's free running, aka parkour, but stoned. note: always attempt above a soft surface.

brunning makes me catch bare jokes.

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facety

London slang. also means rude, or leary. usually describes a girl, usually of black origin (reputation for attitude).

dude 1) see that crackead getin facety to me? thinkin hes a rudeboy or sutin.
dude 2) yeh man, lets jump him.

dude 1) me n ma girl split yesteday.
dude 2) good for you man, she was a right facety bitch

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bonus level

an extra level of drunkenness. can only be unlocked with a particular drink known as pengbuzz®. you know you're on the bonus level when you're more smashed than everyone else, don't know what you're doing, can't remember anything from the night before.. or a combination of the three. however being on the bonus level does not entail a feeling of sickness. it is purely an enjoyable experience.

dude, we hit the bonus level last night

cept

London slang, usually north/ east sides.
- v. meaning 'allow' but in the sense of a command. eg. 'cept me' would mean 'allow me to have' or 'give me'.
(derived from 'accept')

: cept me the zut bro

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hypernublet

an excited noob.
first-timers at online multiplayer games e.g. CoD2

-dude, i am so l33t, i pwns j00!
-stfu hypernublet.

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