too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example

Too $hort is fuckin awesome!

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Baragon

A Japanese cinematic monster. Debuted in Frankenstein Conquers the World. Burrows underground and fires a heat beam from its mouth. Reddish in color. Has an appetite for humans and livestock. Also appeared in several Godzilla movies.

Watch the following movies:
Frankenstein Conquers the World
Destroy All Monsters (small cameo appearance)
Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack

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Beef Sniper

A gunman whose area of expertise is on the field with guns blazing, or ducking around corners and chucking grenades. Only skilled at sniping when the target is, in fact, beef.

Kent is pretty good, but he's such a Beef Sniper.

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likewise

used as a substitute for also; i agree

Dude she's a MILF! Likewise.

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KSHM

A comic written by me, Kent. Hence the "K". Very close to what really happens in this plane of existance. Dear God, help me. I need new friends. Two are gay. One moslests me on a daliy basis(girl). Also know as KTMS or My horrible life. (I had trouble figuring out a title)

KSHM is the funniest comic EVER!!! Read it.

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palika

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows……

Fuck off palika, I aint touchin you with my dick.

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good lord

a lord of good qualitys

thats a good lord u got there fella