teletubby

An overweight person who likely snacks often infront of the television.

What up? (Fucking teletubby).

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laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.

guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.

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MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

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Herlihy Boy

1. The best house sitting service.

2. A hilarious SNL character of Adam Sandler.

With over 50,000 house sitting services worldwide the Herlihy Boy is by far the best.

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Guilnor

The girl with the longest hair ever =)

Dang, I want to give Guilnor a french braid.

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fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

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Contemporary

1. Belonging to the same period of time:
2. Of about the same age.
3. Current; modern: contemporary trends in design.
4. A person of the present age.

Dave and Jen were contemporaries.

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