Tick-Tock

This song is the incarnation of team fortress two memes. If you hear this song, run as fast as possible. You don't want to see what's on that phone.

Guy 1: hey check this out

Guy 2: man this Tick-Tock song is grea-

The shrouded ghost

Non existent. If you say you've seen it, how much did rare pay you?

Oh shit is that the shrouded ghost? Nevermind I'm schizophrenic

Riley

Riley is a man who shits on all of your ideas and is a dumbass. He has no ability to pull women
And is generally repulsive

Guy 1: man fuck riley, he's a douche
Guy 2: I know right!

weregoose

Woodies don't starve

Guy 1: hey they updated don't starve
Guy 2: I hope they updated woodies weregoose

Ianis

Ianis is freinds with everyone, he is freinds with you, your worst enemy, your mother and most likely the prime minister. He has no bias when it comes to debates as he is on everyone's side. He is a good person but is tired constantly and can barely get through a conversation.

Guy 1: do you know ianis?
Guy 2: who dosent?