exbian

An ex-girlfriend that has "turned gay" after a break up with her boyfriend. It is often considered cool for a guy to have one ex girlfriend who is now lesbian, however more than one in a man's past indicates a problem with him.

John: "Do you think that you and Jane will ever get back together?"
Chris: "Nah man, she went all exbian on me."
Or
Michelle: "Girl, don't go out with that guy, he's got like five exbians..."
Lisa "Whew, thanks for the tip. I don't wanna catch that."

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Pig Pen stank

A cloud of stink that surrounds an individual. Usually refers to extreme body odor or frangrance overdose. Reference to Charlie Brown's pal Pig Pen who always a had a swirling mass of dirt surrounding him.

"I dunno, he's cute and all, but what's up with the Pig Pen stank? it's August, take a shower for God's sake!"

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Sassy

Lively, bold and full of spirit

Gerard Way is sassy.

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cologne cloud

The environment-destroying cloud of stank that surrounds a person who has overdosed on the fragrance.

"Dude, that guy had a serious cologne cloud happenin. I can still smell that shit 2 hours aftyer he left."

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space invader

A guy or gal that uncomfortably invites themselves into your personal air space, especially on a first date.

Friend - "How was the date?"
Me - "Horrible; at dinner, he sat, like, two inches away instead of across from me. Ick - what a space invader!"

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