Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.

“What did you do lastnigh?”

“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”

Dump’n’tug

Jerking off while doing a shit

Friend: “where are you going?”
Me: “going to do a dump’n’tug”