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Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.

"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."

by Lord Ass June 19, 2005

35πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


big

Adjective. Not little.

"My dick is big."
"Your tits are big."
"Yo ass is big momma."

by Lord Ass June 26, 2005

106πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


mum proof

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

by Lord Ass June 23, 2005

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


welded

Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.

"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."

by Lord Ass June 23, 2005

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.

"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"

by Lord Ass June 21, 2005

84πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Cherie Blair

Somewhat scary looking wife of British Prime Minster Tony Blair.

"Eh, seen dat Cherie Blair? She'd not look outta place in The Addams Family."

by Lord Ass June 27, 2005

50πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


lazy piss

This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.

Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.

"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."

(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)

by Lord Ass June 25, 2005

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž