windmilling

When a man intentionally spins his penis around in circles, moving in a fashion such as a windmill rotates.

Sometimes erroneously called helicoptering, but this is not how helicopter blades move so that's just plain fucking wrong.

Dick was flinging about his junk, windmilling like Don Quioxte was there to watch.

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Perfuckt

Perfuckt: Adjective

Used to describe sex that is beyond perfect... to the point where it needs its very own adjective.

I had sex last night and it was so fucking perfuckt.

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