Pull

Pull; what you stupidly do to a push door when clearly displayed that it’s a push.

You: *pulls door* dude why won’t this door open?
Friend: … *pushes you out of the way and pushes the door open* it’s a push, not pull.
You:… oh.

January 31st

January 31st is the day a beautiful and hot person was born

“That girl was born on January 31st, she’s so hot, imma ask her out!”

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