bar fishing

the act of stealing, kyping, appropriating and/or liberating unattended drinks at a bar.

I went bar fishing at that new club last night; I stayed all night and didn't spend a dime!

ghost dial

The act of accidently dialing a phone number on your cell when it hits against something on your belt or in your pocket. The party on the other end gets treated to 5 minutes of you yammering away, often talking about them behind their back...can be very embarrassing.

I did a ghost dial on susie last night and she caught me telling all my bros about banging her the night before.

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GBL

"Green Blinking Lights" - synonym for network connectivity, named for the green blinking lights on routers, switches, NICs and other devices. When you have GBL, it's a good thing.

Woohooo, plugged in my new wifi router and got instant GBL.

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dinoback

The sexy bumps on the spine of an attractive female, indicating no excess body fat and good postutre. Derived from "dinosaur back".

Check out the dinoback on that hottie.

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food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"

I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's