rug

The fake hair-piece that an old, bald individual would wear.

"His rug few off in the windstorm." What a gay definition, wtf u look this up for you stupid shit?!

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blow chunks

v 1. to vomit.

"I drank so much I thought I was going to blow chunks."

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Terkel

The VW Terkel came standard with a 12 HP .5-liter engine, wheels made from the skins of hedgehogs, and a propane bar-b-q. Bill Brasky often lifted this car above his head for exercise. It got 1/8 mile per gallon, but made up for it with an 800-gallon tank.

I got a body kit for my terkel!

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bat

1. A small-flying rodent.

2. A long-slender generally wooden object used for the bashing of knees and other important appendages.

"He didn't cooperate so we had to use the bat." - You choose the use of bat.

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shitty pants

One who defecates in their own pants. Forever labeled "Shitty Pants". A label in which few are given. This label is not one that is generally liked by the wearer. Because people know just from the name, there is a slight chance you may, infact shit your pants while in their company. And once people think this, there is no real way for anyone to feel comforatable in your presence. Perhaps after time the label will loose its weight, but the half-life of this label rivals that of Uranium 235.

"Hey look, its Shitty Pants!"

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perma-fried

v 1. to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.

"Wow that Mark Fry kid is perma-fried."

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nuts

n 1. testicles.

"Ohh fuck, I got hit in the nuts."

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