Ownedizzled

The best of the new internet speak. Ownedizzled is to not only own someone but to have the general consensus that he got owned. To be said in a black way it is a mocking term to laugh at someone who did something stupid or got shown to be a moron by their better who then is allowed to say "ownedizzled" repeatedly until the loser commits suicide in a fit of self-depression and self-loathing

teh player: Dude i just shot that guy in the face and he's supposed to be good

teh other guy: Dude, he just got ownedizzled!

teh loser: ...no i didn't!!!!111one!!13!!1

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separation of church and state

"separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.

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kickback

a bribe, usually from a someone in business/private sector to someone in government/politics, to either "look the other way" or to allow the business person to carry on with an unscrupulous venture.

"Mr. Smith, the businessman, offered Mr. Jones, the local district representative, an undisclosed amount of money to clear the conservation area of all its trees and wildlife, in order to build yet another housing subdivision.....neither gentleman was available for comment."

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fin

A shortened version of "wordfixing/word".

I'm fi'n to go to the club.

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brown boy

giant piece of shit/stool/turd

Damn, I ate so much last night, in the morning, I laid the biggest brown boy you have ever seen

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boss lady

female leader in the workplace who exhibits an extremely authoritative demeanor.
Duties for "her highness" are usually relatively menial for her newer subservients; making her coffee, arranging her papers etc.
More experienced and favored underlings often "graduate" to higher responsibilites, such as giving her feet massage, going on "feminine products" errands, and possibly even vaccuuming her carpet after hours.

My boss lady expects total loyalty and respect. Her word is law.

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aaw nigga!

From the most amusing piece of porn in the world, where a groupd of incredibly black men stand round masturbating as one of the black guys sticks his nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy of the only white chick who is sitting silently throughout. Various black comments are made such as booya but aww nigga had remained the most amusing. Can be used at all times when someone does something cool or something shit happens.

Mainly used by white guys to emmulate black people in a hilarious way....aaw nigga!

p1: dude, i just kicked that guys ass!
p2: aaw nigga!

or

p1: shit, i've lost my wallet
p2: aaw nigga!

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