B'Day

Beyonce's amusingly titled second album.

"I've just cleaned my arse out using the B'Day, the gatefold sleeve came in particularly handy"

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Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

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Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

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High Green

The most northern suburb of Sheffield and home to the Arctic Monkeys and me.
Most notable landmarks are the fosters flats.

"It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough please"
"Angram Bank junior & infants school were quality!"

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So Like

A term used to emphasise or say something, followed by a short pause or spoken comma. Often used in conjuction with the term "Whatever"
(Each part of the sentence must be spoken as a question).

Originated from those fuckwit teenagers in america.

"So Corey and I went to the movies, and he was so like all over me, and I was so like get off me, and he was so like stop being so frigid, and i was so like whatever, and so I so like got up and left"

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wtrf

Generally stands for 'What the royal fuck'.

A more grandiose version of "wtf" (What the fuck).

Used when "wtf" just isn't enough to express one's surprise/shock/anger etc.

Commonly suffixed with numerous exclamation marks/question marks.

Capitalisation is often used to express further surprise/shock/anger etc, but is not essential.

A. "Dude, I've just had my wang tattooed, check it out."
B. "wtrf!!!???"

A. "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night, horny as fuck"
B. "Cool, do I know her?"
A. "Yeah dude, it was your little sister."
B. "WTRF!!!!!???"

fellor

Mate, friend etc. A variant on "fellow" or "fella".

How you doin' fellor?
Alright, cheers fellor!

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