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When a man(or in rare and disturbing cases a woman) has an abundance of Ass-hair. The rule of thumb is typically when it's long enough to snag with a comb.
If it gets too hot I usually go commando. My Bootybeard is just too thick to put on another layer.
A person who acts very unusual while under the effects of a particular type of alcohol. The name comes from the person attempting to say the word "dork" but messing up at the very end.
Tim: "Man I wish Early would ease up on the shine a little. It's a pain seeing him being such a dorf all the time."
An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.
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An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.
Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"
The consistent state of being a dorf often finds themselves in.
Tim: "Did you guys see Early last week? He was so dorfed that he shit himself then went around asking people who did it!"