parentnoia

when parents don't let their children do anything, and are afraid of everything in the world, because their baby might catch a cold, or fall down, etc.

The mother absoultely FREAKED OUT when another toddler grabbed her child's juice box. "Dont't drink that!!!" she screamed.
She is suffering from a severe case of parentnoia.

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chalkolate

The actual flavor of protein shakes or bars that claim to be chocolate.

I bought a Protein shake that said it was chocolate flavored, but it really tasted like chalkolate.

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technostalker

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking

Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.

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nonwich

a sandwich without bread

I wanted the turkey sandwich without bread, so I ordered it as a nonwich

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storegasm

An orgasm that has not been released for a long time.

I've climaxed a few times with you, but they were little- this one was huge! It was a storegasm!

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gunche

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby

what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?

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lurking

spying on people online, while you remain invisible

Even though he claims to be "In a MUCH better place",J spends his days lurking online, to see who is talking to who

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