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When work is so boring you fantasize about sneaking out to get a milkshake.
John couldn't focus on sex due to his Calcium Daydream.
"That Calcium Daydream was so intense I popped a boner and filled my pants with fresh cream."
Whenever a male simps so hard for a female he let's her use him as a footstool.
Landyn is such a Ottoman Empire to Alexis.
Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."
Guy 2: "Right?"
Whenever a horny male simps for a female by creating an Urban Dictionary definition about the girl by name or by mentioning them.
Landyn created an new definition for Alexis in the Urban Dictionary, he's such an Urbtard.
There are too many Urbtards in the Urban Dictionary.