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Slang term for vagina. Possibly derived from "cooch".
Mikey: Say there may I splooge in your cooge?
Girl: Eww, no. Get the fuck away from me virgin.
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When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.
Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.
Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?
Doug: Yeah...
Mikey: What a fuckin' prick
Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".
Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?
Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.
Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.
Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.
Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.
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